its long but just read
ok i think this is damn funny..got it from the blog of one of my ex-student i think..
i will begin by randomly naming 20 ppl whom i know..dont be depressed if your name is not selected..if it is then u are somehow involved inside
1. lionel bird
2. wai min
3. chiam
4. charlie bird
5. dreaded chinese teacher Wu paik kah
6. cuong
7. jasbir singh
8. porn surfing teacher mr devandran
9. joy boo jia wen
10. Mrs creffield
11. kim yon soo
12. cherie tohmato
13. the devil
14. valene kwan
15. chris yeo (haha for kicks)
16. Miss Ganga
17. Maths teacher Matthew Yeo
18. toilet cleaner auntie at acjc
19. ruoxi
20. myself
When did you meet 14?
ACJC..the cool sailer who sat beside me during GP class
What will you do when you never meet 1 before?
haha er the world will be a much nicer place to live in
What will you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hmm joy do u like me?..i will just make fun of her all the time and call her jiawen
Did you ever like 19?
oh my gosh this qn sounds like its modified by me but its not..the ans is obvious
Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
for the info of those who dunno matt yeo is prob in his 40s while cuong is 21 this yr so yeah they shud make a good couple..
Describe 3.
porn surfing..nuff said
Do you think 8 is attractive?
definitely..you just have to hear him say "BLARDY RASCAL" in his indian accent..in fact i think he was the guy who acted in the richard gere advertisement "but there's only enuff for one bird"
Tell me something about 7.
damn cool and spontaneous..i pissed him off once and he nearly killed me
Do you know anything about 12's family members?
yeah i went to her house a few times..its like their wallpaper is made of money notes..but they are quite nice..
What's 8 favourite thing?
the name says it all
What will you do if 11 confess that he/she likes you?
i like him too
What language does 15 always speak?
eng duh..is there a sailing language?
Who is 9 going out with?
prob some hot canadian dude..no i bet its that superman guy in smallville..forgot his name..
How old is 16 now?
oh i will go for 30s?...ooppss sorry mdm
When is the last time you talked to 13?
oh he talks to me all the time..think its abt some recruitment drive or something..
Who's 2 favourite singer/band?
lots..i will go for coldplay
Would you date 4?
prob..after all he's a veteran of 6 world cups if u know wad i mean
What is 7 favourite colour?
i would go for red..he's always spreading his love
Is 15 single?
i think so..ask 14
What's 10 last name?
down there already
Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?
if im into fat korean guys
What school does 3 goes to?
not sure man..but i think he wants to go NUS for obvious reasons
What can you say about 18?
oh this i have to say..my fren mistook my ex-principal for the toilet cleaner b4..and another one was one of my soccer buddy actually had a crush on one of the younger looking cleaners..i wanted to beat him to his senses..c'm on man u are in ACJC leh
Where does 6 live?
the paddy fields of vietnam
What's your favourite thing about 5?
bullying her..come to think of it i was damn evil to her..i sincerely ask for forgiveness
Have you seen 1 naked?
its abt the size of my little finger..
i will begin by randomly naming 20 ppl whom i know..dont be depressed if your name is not selected..if it is then u are somehow involved inside
1. lionel bird
2. wai min
3. chiam
4. charlie bird
5. dreaded chinese teacher Wu paik kah
6. cuong
7. jasbir singh
8. porn surfing teacher mr devandran
9. joy boo jia wen
10. Mrs creffield
11. kim yon soo
12. cherie tohmato
13. the devil
14. valene kwan
15. chris yeo (haha for kicks)
16. Miss Ganga
17. Maths teacher Matthew Yeo
18. toilet cleaner auntie at acjc
19. ruoxi
20. myself
When did you meet 14?
ACJC..the cool sailer who sat beside me during GP class
What will you do when you never meet 1 before?
haha er the world will be a much nicer place to live in
What will you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hmm joy do u like me?..i will just make fun of her all the time and call her jiawen
Did you ever like 19?
oh my gosh this qn sounds like its modified by me but its not..the ans is obvious
Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
for the info of those who dunno matt yeo is prob in his 40s while cuong is 21 this yr so yeah they shud make a good couple..
Describe 3.
porn surfing..nuff said
Do you think 8 is attractive?
definitely..you just have to hear him say "BLARDY RASCAL" in his indian accent..in fact i think he was the guy who acted in the richard gere advertisement "but there's only enuff for one bird"
Tell me something about 7.
damn cool and spontaneous..i pissed him off once and he nearly killed me
Do you know anything about 12's family members?
yeah i went to her house a few times..its like their wallpaper is made of money notes..but they are quite nice..
What's 8 favourite thing?
the name says it all
What will you do if 11 confess that he/she likes you?
i like him too
What language does 15 always speak?
eng duh..is there a sailing language?
Who is 9 going out with?
prob some hot canadian dude..no i bet its that superman guy in smallville..forgot his name..
How old is 16 now?
oh i will go for 30s?...ooppss sorry mdm
When is the last time you talked to 13?
oh he talks to me all the time..think its abt some recruitment drive or something..
Who's 2 favourite singer/band?
lots..i will go for coldplay
Would you date 4?
prob..after all he's a veteran of 6 world cups if u know wad i mean
What is 7 favourite colour?
i would go for red..he's always spreading his love
Is 15 single?
i think so..ask 14
What's 10 last name?
down there already
Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?
if im into fat korean guys
What school does 3 goes to?
not sure man..but i think he wants to go NUS for obvious reasons
What can you say about 18?
oh this i have to say..my fren mistook my ex-principal for the toilet cleaner b4..and another one was one of my soccer buddy actually had a crush on one of the younger looking cleaners..i wanted to beat him to his senses..c'm on man u are in ACJC leh
Where does 6 live?
the paddy fields of vietnam
What's your favourite thing about 5?
bullying her..come to think of it i was damn evil to her..i sincerely ask for forgiveness
Have you seen 1 naked?
its abt the size of my little finger..
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