damn it no takers???

check out these mr happy shoes from adidas..i really want to get one of these but its like $179.00 and i would never spend that kind of money on a pair of shoes, not at least for now..that is why i desperately need a secret admirer who is willing to splash out that kind of money for me..any takers? plus my birthday is about a month away..c'm on where are u secret lover???!!!

after talking to one of my relatives for abt an hour, i just realised that he is damn damn damn ugly. not that there is anything wrong with being ugly, but if you are a dick in character and are still ugly then thats something majorly wrong..thought they were supposed to make up their physical deficiency with something good inside..oh well..

xian sch is starting..not that im really affected by it..haha all the suckers from pri sch to JC..L-O-S-E-R-S!!!wish that i was still doing MYMCA camps..the kids are bratty and all but still they are so fun to handle due to their innocence and adorability..well time to face the real world..unforgiving and shitty adults kiss my ass

its long but just read

ok i think this is damn funny..got it from the blog of one of my ex-student i think..

i will begin by randomly naming 20 ppl whom i know..dont be depressed if your name is not selected..if it is then u are somehow involved inside
1. lionel bird
2. wai min
3. chiam
4. charlie bird
5. dreaded chinese teacher Wu paik kah
6. cuong
7. jasbir singh
8. porn surfing teacher mr devandran
9. joy boo jia wen
10. Mrs creffield
11. kim yon soo
12. cherie tohmato
13. the devil
14. valene kwan
15. chris yeo (haha for kicks)
16. Miss Ganga
17. Maths teacher Matthew Yeo
18. toilet cleaner auntie at acjc
19. ruoxi
20. myself

When did you meet 14?
ACJC..the cool sailer who sat beside me during GP class

What will you do when you never meet 1 before?
haha er the world will be a much nicer place to live in

What will you do if 20 and 9 dated?
hmm joy do u like me?..i will just make fun of her all the time and call her jiawen

Did you ever like 19?
oh my gosh this qn sounds like its modified by me but its not..the ans is obvious

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
for the info of those who dunno matt yeo is prob in his 40s while cuong is 21 this yr so yeah they shud make a good couple..

Describe 3.
porn surfing..nuff said

Do you think 8 is attractive?
definitely..you just have to hear him say "BLARDY RASCAL" in his indian accent..in fact i think he was the guy who acted in the richard gere advertisement "but there's only enuff for one bird"

Tell me something about 7.
damn cool and spontaneous..i pissed him off once and he nearly killed me

Do you know anything about 12's family members?
yeah i went to her house a few times..its like their wallpaper is made of money notes..but they are quite nice..

What's 8 favourite thing?
the name says it all

What will you do if 11 confess that he/she likes you?
i like him too

What language does 15 always speak?
eng duh..is there a sailing language?

Who is 9 going out with?
prob some hot canadian dude..no i bet its that superman guy in smallville..forgot his name..

How old is 16 now?
oh i will go for 30s?...ooppss sorry mdm

When is the last time you talked to 13?
oh he talks to me all the time..think its abt some recruitment drive or something..

Who's 2 favourite singer/band?
lots..i will go for coldplay

Would you date 4?
prob..after all he's a veteran of 6 world cups if u know wad i mean

What is 7 favourite colour?
i would go for red..he's always spreading his love

Is 15 single?
i think so..ask 14

What's 10 last name?
down there already

Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?
if im into fat korean guys

What school does 3 goes to?
not sure man..but i think he wants to go NUS for obvious reasons

What can you say about 18?
oh this i have to say..my fren mistook my ex-principal for the toilet cleaner b4..and another one was one of my soccer buddy actually had a crush on one of the younger looking cleaners..i wanted to beat him to his senses..c'm on man u are in ACJC leh

Where does 6 live?
the paddy fields of vietnam

What's your favourite thing about 5?
bullying her..come to think of it i was damn evil to her..i sincerely ask for forgiveness

Have you seen 1 naked?
its abt the size of my little finger..

i hate it when random ppl come into your life..significant enough to make an impact but they dont stay for long, only making a cameo appearance..
anyway the mcdonalds crew really made me laugh..this small indian guy came out fully dressed in refereeing attire..whistle over his neck, socks pulled to knee level and all, taking orders.."i'll have a yellow card for diving pls followed by a direct free kick"

bratty kidz..you just gotta love 'em

whenever u are heart-broken dont let any idiot tell you that "there are many fishes in the ocean"..f*ck man obviously they weren't thinking about the hideous baracudas and the monstrous hammer-head sharks that are also lurking within..and i believe that are more of such species than say angel fishes..f*ck i dunno what im talking abt already..its a curse i tell you..the curse of the Kentucky Chicken..

brokeback brothers

there goes the 10 yr deadly alliance...
all these years of nonsense...from the paik kahs to the devans
from worrying about our future wife to the theory of "why the toad gets the babes"
from spending useless afternoons slacking at lido oggling at chiobus to doing the same thing over and over again...
cya soon dude...

some f*cker did this...
i was helping this blind man wait for his bus
so i was sitting down beside him when i heard a ringtone coming out from his bag...and it was an SMS alert tone!!! i mean which f*cker would send a blind person an SMS???

kids from MYMCA...damn cute haha
including the BIG kid at the back..
"my advice to you is, never grow up my friends.."-Eric Cantona