the william hung show

The craze in Singapore may be campus superstar (Theresa tseng is chio..oei daren dun be a craddle snatcher) but you've definitely gotta catch "yong bu yan bai" never say die!!..you may even call it "The William Hung Show"..I know when im being a joke but these people dont seem to know that they are being ridiculed at by millions of singaporeans..the title is appropriate, coz i will die laughing at every episode at these luckless losers..its like the gathering of talentless losers on one show and when the gahmen wants to start its programme of social engineering they can easily start by eradicating the people on this show..then they can wait for chee soon juan to save them hee hee hee

i would like to congratulate the chinuh er sorry i mean Singapore table tennis team for winning gold in the commonwealth games this year. The chinuh er i mean Singapore women's table tennis team have done extremely well to help Singapore win gold in the commonwealth games. Its the talent of the chinuh er i mean Singaporeans who bleah bleah bleah..ok i think u get what i mean..not as if i can do better coz im one big fat lazy slob who can only kao bei at anything..
anywayz check out this kick ass picture..think its damn funny..enjoy!

Gays

if only all gays can be as understanding as this guy..and stop bothering me

Im cravvviiinnnggg for some soccer..i need to play with some balls...

Erection, the double edged sword

Warning: this is sort of an X rated entry to amuse myself so if u are underage plz leave this page..if you are of legal age or underage but feeling rebellious then read on..

I think the most perfect example of a double edged sword is an erection..
If one has an erection in public, with the bulge in the pants, it will seem like a tail is dangling in front of him and people will instantaneously know that the bugger has been having naughty thoughts..
But if one did not have the ability to have an erection at all, oh pity the girl (or guy *gasp*) who will be with the erectionless one..

Great advancements in technology

I can almost swear to you one way to drive yourself crazy is to try and apply for a relief teaching post online..certain fields cant be accessed..some fields are even bug ridden..some terms used i have never seen before..the best part of it is that i cant even click on the SUBMIT button..

However since i am going to be part of MOE's evergrowing underlings of students' nightmares, i shall give it the benefit of the doubt that it is my computer that is obsolete, it is my computer that is struck with whatever virus, i have a poor vocab and my obstinate mouse refuses to change its cursor to allow me to click submit

My pink IC

Something i lost for 2 yrs plus..

Pessimist: they took away two yrs of our lives
Optimist: i get to know girls two yours my junior in uni

Aw damn it SMU grads 100% employment rate..another kick arse reason to increase school fees..

hungry dont eat sand

Was buying dinner at the kopitiam when i came across 4 stall vendors trying to flirt with this female..ok she looked reasonable from the back..slendor legs etc but when i saw her face i nearly wanted to reprimand the vendors for resorting to flirt with such a "babe" "eh give me your number leh.." "eh wo shi ni de qing ren" (i am your lover) this line nearly sent me to A&E..did they just come out from the army? were they working at the stall for too long? why did they have to resort to such means..As I have always said.."hungry dont eat sand..desparate dont go for crap.."why dont people listen..

Daren the auntie killer

My mother put me into an embarrassing situation today by asking me to queue for her at plaza singapura consisting of only aunties and uncles to purchase linzhi which were going at cut prices. A small group of aunties were in front of me discussing which pills to buy etc and I was pulled into the conversation. Forced to pull off my charm and unwittingly became an auntie killer when i tried to ask one of them to queue for me to purchase the pills. She was kind enough to do so but somehow suspected something when she also wanted my HP No. so that she could pass me the goods later..and somehow she succeeded. Added to my list of admirers from the troll-looking females and gay men are discount hunting aunties..