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sorry guys to disappoint you all again..

unexplainable high

guess who called this morning at 4.29am..*yawnz*

even more post camp thoughts

i cant believe how some people can have the best of all worlds..like how they can be chio and intelligent at the same time..it makes me wonder how does god decide who gets to be chio, who does not, who gets to be smart and who ends up a dumb ass..and who gets to be chio and smart..

more post camp thoughts

i just realised that my reputation for being a hum-ji kia goes far and wide. ok that was an exaggeration but its probably quite well known amongst my allies that im quite hum-ji when it comes to girls. for example
ME: "eh wai there is this chiobu in my OG.."
WAI: "aiyar whats the use? not like as if u will go and jio her like that.." (something to that extend)

another example
ME: "there is this chiobu in my OG.."
CHIAM: (what he will most likely say) "aiyar give you 1000 chiobus also no use lar.." (again something to that extend)

anyways moving on..something funny i heard from jacqueline..
when i was young i thought the phrase "on your mark, get set, go!" was actually "ALAMAK, get set go!" haha damn..
Jonathan's version: "on your mat (all the racers find a malay to step on), get set, go!" haha damn again

signs that you are turning gay 2

signs that you are turning gay 2: i just realised that the song "fa ru xue" by Jay Chou is damn nice..wished i could sing like him..
then i could serenade some girls with my singing..

some post camp thoughts

just came back from business camp..the best thing about it is probably making new friends. heard that it was much more slack than the sports and smux camp that i was happily kicked out off. the highlight was the last night when they played this dancing game. the joke was on this particular fellow. they called out 20 people, blindfolded them and told them to dance to a different song each time it was played. and after each time, the judges would eliminate a few. this particular guy simply did not know how to dance. well if u think that daren dances like a chicken, then you've gotta see this fellow. thrashy is an understatement. the thing is that the judges did not end his misery and purposely kept him on stage. his embarassment became a source of entertainment for the whole crowd. and they chanted like as if he was ricky martin.

its bad enough being embarassed. but being mocked at and not realise it at all..