the day i lost my superman

2 chao recruits were happily relaxing (literally one corner) on the MRT seat with the train packed. to make matters worse, there was a couple standing just beside them with the wife carrying her child who is probably no more than 2 years old. and right on top of them was the sign "pls give up this seat to someone who needs it more than you do". i was extremely agitated. but that was when my superman left me..the superman who normally stands up to what is right just flew off. i was this close to telling those 2 botak pussies to be more considerate and give up their seats to the couple. but superman had to leave me at that moment..

in retrospect, it was probably not such a bad decision after all to teh-kan those botaks..i would probably have undermined the husbands role in the family as the protector and made him looked useless..

so since im not the kind that will report this to the straits times forum etc, i shall post as much details about them as possible and hope that the much surveilled blog scene in singapore by the higher authorities might do something abt it..
-im quite sure they were out from tekong BMTC: smart 4, botak, train coming from Pasir Ris station. yeapz definitely chao recruits.
-here's the killer part: their initials *evil grin* S K CHEN & Z H LEE (tah-ma-de disgrace the Lee family)
-KNOCK IT DOWN RECRUITS!!! BETTER WAKE UP YOUR IDEA!!!

the part i love most about the job...

it was recess time and i was eating with my students (oh yeah i relief teach once in a while at Northland Pri) when this malay boy not from my class (at least a pri 2 student) came up to me and sticked out his hand and said "teacher, salem.." i think he wanted to do the shaking of hands followed by the touching of the heart where malay people do to express sincerity (can any malay correct me if im wrong? did i spell the term correctly, salem? coz thats roughly what the boy told me..)
anyway i told him that i am not a malay and he was rather embarrassed and ran away haha..poor kid..good thing he did not catch me consuming pork and go away with some warped idea about his religion..
the happiest time i am when teaching the children is when i get to teach them about ethics and morality..i dont have a proper civics and moral ed class but in between subjects like english, i will always seize the chance to educate them about topics such as stealing (they are only 8 yrs old lar dont expect me to teach them about homosexuality and stuff right..)
anyone who thinks that the moral standards of this world is fine and is not going downhill seriously needs to have his/her values re-evaluated.
this is what i love most about the job..for what use is there to bring up a well-educated being without a well-defined sense of morality?
oh yeah i also love flag lowering..all the high, unbroken screaming voices singing to the national and school anthem!

21st

Qn: Do u need an elaborate party to celebrate your 21st just to be satisfied?

you have your ex-classmates of 5 yrs still with u..


you make a new friend..


turns out to be your lover!

plus
-american club lunch with waiii(nearly puked for eating too much)
-spending tea time with newpaper new face contestant(who turns out to be the only one who called me a f*cker on my birthday)
-chua babes watching Nacho Libre with u(its good i tell u..i mean the show!!!what were u thinking???)
-dinner with your family
-receiving a virtual happy birthday card(goo goo dolls)
-another one by post(thanks limin!!!)
-thousands of SMS and friendster msg wishing u well(actually im just exaggerating..i dont have so many friends)
Ans: what do u think?

upcoming movies!!!

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today is a classic example of how a gay can really spoil your day..omg i think soon i have to change this into some gay blog with the number of gay entries..i may sound paranoid abt all the gay attention im having..i may be or not but who can blame me..
lesson no. 1: never pee next to a person whom u think is gay..even safer, even if u dont think he is gay just dont pee next to him..heck it dun even pee next to a person! use the privacy of a cubical..
coz by peeing next to a gay u are subjecting yourself to his stares at your brother..your brother will never forgive u..was literally caught with my pants down man..fcuk if i wasnt peeing i swear i would have punched his face

do not read this

i need a place to curse and swear..i know i realy shouldnt but..fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk knn ccb nb what the mother fcuking hell fcuk fcuk!!!!!
i just found out that my gay lover i mean the gay bugger who has the hots for me is the nephew of the richest man in singapore..why must my life turn out this way..i mean i have a really blessed life than compared to most people but still..plus a whole lot of other fustrating things which warrants another round of fcuk fcuk fcuk knn ccb bastard child mother fcuker impotent piece of biatch shit

signs that you are turning gay 1

signs that you are turning gay 1: "fall to pieces" by avril lavigne suddenly becomes your favourite song

im gonna start a new thesis soon: why couples enjoy making out on the escalator

the paradox of insanity

this is probably the most profound entry in my whole life..i havnt really scrutinised it for loopholes yet as it was just a passing thought..comments are opened to the floor..
insane: Very foolish; absurd
but who defines what is insanity? i THINK sanity is defined by a majority of sane people declaring the behaviour of a minority absurd..now what happens when the majority is reduced to a minority and vice-versa..say in this world there are 10 crazy people and only 1 sane person..then the 10 crazy people will find the behaviour of the 1 sane person absurd and declare him insane (at the same time declare themselves sane)..thus a reversal of roles and actions which were deemed insane like slicing your foot off are now perfectly sane actions
i think this can be applied to other topics..like the paradox of morality etc..
ok dont mind me im just shooting my mouth off without thinking..